Empathise

Do you have any idea how it feels to be pregnant. Not that I want to know the feeling , but was just wondering how opposite sexes can empathize with problems and pleasures of their counterparts.

The marketing world shows that the human race is increasingly becoming sharper and smarter. My reference here does not relate to faster cars, super computers, smarter banks, space travels etc. My assessment rises to a higher degree of analysis. If you have been carefully observing the internet and television marketing then there is high possibility that you would agree with my point. The media marketing proves and reassures our faith that the human race is ever evolving phenomena . In fact it proves that the day when men would carry the fetus and women would shave their rough cheeks, when men would be driving gearless scooters (or scooties as female version of the muscular scooter) and women having “All the fun” are very near. If you are baffled about what’s going on and what is it that’s bringing out such a weird analysis out of such a weird mind , well I’ll try to clear the nebula.

Ever thought what the beautiful and…. Should I use sexy if u don’t mind.. ok sexy model was doing in the “Gillette” advertisement. Does she know how it feels when a blade rips through the skin and leaves it bleeding or has she ever felt how painful it gets when the razor swipes through the chin. Ever wondered how the sensation moves to the lady’s face when she actually applied “Old Spice” on the man’s face. How is it that the real tangible male “Axe” is far less important that the intangible, highly talked about “The Axe Effect” on the females. Moving to the other side of the coin, talking of the female stuff with male involvement. If you feel its less prevalent you are probably right, but it exists and its catching up fast. The commercial said “Come, be part of the most exciting feeling of your wife’s life”, the reference was child birth and the “most exciting feeling” was off course the labour. I m not married, I know, but yet I tried to empathise with my would be wife’s feelings, but all went in vain. I m still in the stage of evolving and would take quite a lot of time to reach the point where I can actually empathise with the pains and pleasures of the Eve.

The point here is to bring forth the development of human race ( barring poor me), the race where a women does not need to have beard to feel the pleasure of close-shave and where a man does not need to be in delivery room to feel the motherly pleasure and pain offcourse. Yes , atleast the marketing world feels we have evolved and are ever evolving. That makes me say with this pace its not far when men will have swollen wombs and women would sport beard…..

Hope I empathise with my wife…..some day……